UML Jokes Contest Mid-Term Results: Shakespeare and Tolstoy written in UML

"To be or not to be" - this is no longer a question for participants of the UML Jokes contest launched by the International Software & Productivity Engineering Institute (INTSPEI) 2 months ago. They have all decided to be, to stay, and to win the contest, regardless of what it takes.
The UML Jokes designed to explore the broad, expressive power of UML while raising community awareness of UML as an efficient modeling language. Contest winners in various categories will be announced on February 2, 2008. The Grand Prize, a high performance laptop, will be presented to the person submitting the funniest UML diagram.
We have amazing UML diagrams at our
UML Jokes site - old and new jokes, anecdotes, poems, literary works, fairy tales and even yin-yang model of universe! More than 10,000 developers from 60 countries have visited the contest and post their jokes, votes, and comments.